tumblr: we're sorry
me: no you're not
tumblr: no we're not
if you want to see my tits give me money so i can pay for breast implant.
teenagers who have never seen a dick or a pussy in their lives posting shit about sex and porn: i feel sorry for your parents.
it is so frustrating to see someone who is clearly uglier than you being called pretty or cute.
Nobody: Wow I really like you let's be friends
i need money so i can buy people and make them love me
Person: I found your tumblr.
Police Man: So they just fell off a cliff?