kyokosan: too lazy to watch anime too lazy to play video games too lazy to blog too lazy to sleep too lazy to do nothing too lazy
“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
i really really really like boobs
ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
methlabrador: maybe none of you exist and im just really high
javelining: it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
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doctor: so how long would you say your on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me: ya lets go with that
F is for Friends who don’t talk to you U is for Ur alone N is for Never having any plans at all, all I do is sit at home.
lolsofunny: wow when it comes to romance I’m just
jayygatsby: I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.