August 2012
xwarbrain:
holy fucking shit.
I've lost control of my life
tetetier:
there’s a new cute lesbian girl at work :3
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch on their arm, or even someone...
July 2012
why do i have to be so fat
plot twist: we all grow up and become attractive well liked people
nicoosuxx:
reblog if these are your tabs at all times (:
teacupbeagle:
why wouldn’t you want to be an otter though